Students, Stranger danger and Love: Avoidance

Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 87 232

You deserved it 7 018

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 297

You deserved it 7 405

By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 364

You deserved it 4 621

By Anonymous - 09/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 284

You deserved it 309

By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 578

You deserved it 69 660

By brooke - 21/03/2012 17:12 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 185

You deserved it 69 497

Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 108

You deserved it 20 265

Mind melt

By roar_shark - 11/07/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 281

You deserved it 30 168

By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 782

You deserved it 55 547

By thicklysettled - 20/07/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 556

You deserved it 3 382

High hopes

By mywillyisdisappointed - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 156

You deserved it 3 533

Dutchie2010 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:54

hahahhahahahaah...you should have pulled into the driveway and rolled down your window and said "woah you live here too??"

dino_witha_cape 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:55

Hahaha. "Well, that's funny, because so am I." and then park and walk into your house. she'd be the embarrassed one x)

Comments

avs419 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 8:19

im with #2 and i wanna know what happened next

Epic_Rejected 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 9:33

Oh, man. I feel you. The same thing happened to me. Twice. The first time, I didn't even have a car, I had offered to walk with her. I went out my way and walked around the block to avoid embarassing her.

tyler907 10

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:51

Jesus people, stop defending her. If she really was shy or uncomfortable,she would have kept walking. The fact that she chose to walk up the nearest driveway says she's a catty bitch. Sir, I hope you gave her both guns by pulling up the driveway, walking into the house and calling her a bitch right before you slam the door.

quiddity 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:09

Here's how I see it. I'm walking home. Some guy from school offers me a ride. I don't want to get into a car with him, because although the chances are slim, I don't want to get raped. I don't know if he actually wants to give me a ride, or if he wants to hurt me. I'm not just going to say no and keep walking, because he could easily grab me and get me into the car anyway. So, to make sure he doesn't do that, I pretend the house ahead is mine, so that he'll leave and nothing bad happens to me. Am I paranoid? Who knows. Most victims of rape never expected that it would happen to them. Am I a bitch? I don't think so. I'm just trying to protect myself without being too forward about it.

redhotcp510 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 18:51

imagine how dumb she would have felt if you just pulled into your driveway without saying anything and shed say something along the line of "what the hell are you doing" all youd have to say would be "im going home" walk in the house and then shed be the one FMLing

ammali 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 19:34

#18, um, because he liked her and wanted to be nice? Not his fault she didn't want to accept his kind offer.

breathemein 10

Sunday 19 April 2009 20:53

#2 ROFL that would have been hilarious!!!!

ironyofmylife 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:22

For god's sake, how is declining a ride from some random guy bitchy?

rccpaddler 0

Monday 20 April 2009 4:23

LMAO imagine her FML now: Today, this guy I know pulled up to me asking if I wanted a ride home. Not really wanting to go with him, I lied and said I'm home already, and proceeded to walk towards the nearest driveway. It was his driveway. FML. That really sucks though :P