Students, Stranger danger and Love: Avoidance

Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

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You deserved it 7 018

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 297

You deserved it 7 405

By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 364

You deserved it 4 621

By Anonymous - 09/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 284

You deserved it 309

By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 578

You deserved it 69 660

By brooke - 21/03/2012 17:12 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 185

You deserved it 69 497

Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 108

You deserved it 20 265

Mind melt

By roar_shark - 11/07/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 281

You deserved it 30 168

By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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You deserved it 55 546

By thicklysettled - 20/07/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

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You deserved it 3 382

High hopes

By mywillyisdisappointed - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML

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You deserved it 3 533

Dutchie2010 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:54

hahahhahahahaah...you should have pulled into the driveway and rolled down your window and said "woah you live here too??"

dino_witha_cape 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:55

Hahaha. "Well, that's funny, because so am I." and then park and walk into your house. she'd be the embarrassed one x)

Comments

sandyman000 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 13:16

stupid #6 you dont accept rides from strangers she was playing a trick on him to get away

iLickTurtles 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 1:04

If you read the fml carefully, he clearly states it's a girl he likes, meaning she probably already knows him somewhat or has seen him before.

doorbellgirl 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 3:49

I would be like wow when did you move in

RammsteinFreak 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:47

Walk to the driveway, go mad at her "you stalker, this is my house!" then run in.

campbellshayla73 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 6:21

that doesn't sound that bad to me

Zizumia 5

Saturday 20 March 2010 3:15

how is this an FML? it's a sighn she wants u to screw her XD

Ilikeshnow 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 6:42

to be fair, you could have easily been a hobo pedophile. this is kind of creeper status if you ask me

kirbygowoosh 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 7:11

you shoulda went into the driveway and asked her if she wanted her key to go along with her house

realangelofdeath 0

Friday 2 July 2010 17:36

I would have just pulled into the garage, parked my car, and go inside, leaving her humiliated and standing like an idiot.

rugratt 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 3:48

FHL she mustve been really embaressed.

georgieporgie 0

Friday 16 July 2010 5:58

it's actually an fml for her because she made herself look stupid instead of politly saying no

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