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Today, after my bosses excitedly told me I'm getting promoted to customer service at our grocery store, a customer called me an idiot in the parking lot for accidentally backing into the shopping cart she left in my blind spot. And so it begins. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36604) - you deserved it (4953)

On 05/20/2014 at 7:50pm - work - by Helpful Smile - United States (Iowa)

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Keep your head up OP, good for you for getting a promotion. Not all customers will be that nasty.

#1 - On 05/21/2014 at 2:02am by psycheiris13

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I hope there was no damage to your car! Some people can be such assholes.

#2 - On 05/21/2014 at 2:03am by tzemmy

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