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Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

By nenette / Wednesday 12 November 2014 22:50 / France
By Ltsdragons / Tuesday 11 November 2014 04:07 / United States - Caldwell
By Jex - / Saturday 6 October 2012 10:04 / United Kingdom - London
By me / Sunday 19 February 2012 11:37 / Australia
By BigBananaLover / Monday 26 September 2011 18:20 / United States