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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Theodivine's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous / Wednesday 26 August 2009 00:52 / Canada
By Anonymous - / Friday 21 August 2009 04:01 / United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

By thefailure - / Sunday 2 August 2009 04:21 / United States

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

By ShiriSarah - / Thursday 20 August 2009 14:39 / United Kingdom
By amburrr - / Monday 3 August 2009 00:59 / United States