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Shadowsorel's favorite FMLs

Today, in an elaborate plan to finally meet my cute neighbor, I convinced my friendly mailman to switch up our mail so I'd have an excuse to meet her. After I delivered her mail, I waited for her to mention that she had my mail, but she never did. I even saw her take it out of her mail box. FML

By james88 - / Monday 7 January 2013 21:39 / United States - Altoona

Today, after house-sitting for a week, I came home to find the house in which I rent a basement suite has all but burned to the ground. My landlord didn't even bother to tell me about the fire. FML

By evilsandwich - / Wednesday 6 March 2013 17:18 / Canada - London

Today, at an open mic comedy club, my jokes went down so poorly that someone decided to hurl a chair at me on-stage. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 19 January 2013 00:26 / Iceland

Today, I was super hungry and went to a Thai restaurant. The waitress left two small bowls of fried rice on the counter, and I thought they were for me. I ate one and a lady came over screaming. Apparently the small cups of rice was part of a religious ceremony. FML

By Thai rice mistake / Tuesday 12 February 2013 08:04 / United States - Oakland

Today, I saw some pictures of my boyfriend drunkenly kissing his ex on Facebook. I asked him about it, and he reassured me the pictures were from months ago. Unfortunately for him, I happened to notice a small tattoo on his neck. The same tattoo I went with him just last week to get. FML

By kaikaicaligirl / Thursday 21 March 2013 23:55 / United States - Escondido