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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    200%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    193%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    11%
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    36%
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Mobility

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    9,800%
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    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
    200%
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    1,100%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    235%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    88%
  • 50 favorites

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    128%
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    100%
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    8%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    55%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    11%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Roseydot's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

By Kourou / Friday 21 November 2008 12:53 / France

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 28 October 2011 15:52 / United States

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 26 October 2011 14:14 / United States

Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 17 October 2011 21:37 / United States

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 10 October 2011 22:26 / United States