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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    20%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    40%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    118%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    100%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    68,200%
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    1,800%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    466%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    216%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    1,078%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    48%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    0%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    75%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    2%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Pinkdottedbow's favorite FMLs

Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

By IntimidatorStag - / Friday 6 February 2009 23:54 / United States

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 4 August 2012 23:04 / United States

Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML

By Rachel / Friday 20 July 2012 05:13 / United States

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I aproached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 9 July 2012 10:37 / Sweden - G?teborg

Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML

By nobrony - / Monday 2 July 2012 19:53 / United States - Katonah