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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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  • It's in the can!

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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • I’m your new creative director

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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • Tell us what happened next

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • A new thumb

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • Tweet, tweet

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • Socialite

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • One more and it's business time

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Pineapplepotato's favorite FMLs

Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML

By mycar / Tuesday 20 August 2013 17:40 / United States - Charlotte

Today, I found out via Instagram that my boyfriend didn't actually go to the Bahamas with his dad as he claimed. Not unless his dad lost weight, grew tits and long hair, and likes to make out with his son. They have no cellphone service, so I can't even call to break up with him. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 1 August 2013 16:33 / Japan - Tokyo

Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the skittles into my face. FML

By tastetherainbow / Sunday 7 July 2013 10:55 / United States - Katy

Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML

By are these people even HUMAN? - / Thursday 1 August 2013 15:18 / United States - Bristol

Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML

By father of the year / Thursday 1 August 2013 06:21 / United States