About Nolarboot
I'm just a typical guy, really. Or am I atypical? I'm not sure yet. Anyway, I guess I'll follow the cool kids and make a list of people whose comments I enjoy. But not yet. :)
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Nolarboot's FML badges
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  • It's in the can!

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  • 50 favorites

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    56%
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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    3%
  • The return of the thumb

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    2%
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    1%
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • Judgmental

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    42%
  • YDI Master

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    8%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    8%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • Perfectionist

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  • A new thumb

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    55%
  • Socialite

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    66%
  • One more and it's business time

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Nolarboot's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

By Cody - / Saturday 7 March 2009 18:15 / United States

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

By smileytheface / Tuesday 6 December 2011 03:54 / United States

Today, my girlfriend's response to my question about where our relationship was going was, "Let me check what my Celtic Runes have to say about it." FML

By me / Monday 5 December 2011 08:05 / Canada

Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML

By Christina / Monday 5 December 2011 05:41 / Canada

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

By wowthatwould - / Sunday 4 December 2011 21:39 / United States