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    88%
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    18%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    63%
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Netdemon's favorite FMLs

Today, I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though, because his hands made their way down to my boobs, which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML

By analeis - / Sunday 25 March 2012 18:04 / United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 25 March 2012 12:09 / Australia - Croydon

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML

By busfail / Thursday 22 March 2012 18:00 / Canada - Burnaby

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML

By PicklesMcRaptor / Sunday 25 March 2012 11:59 / United States - Miami

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML

By mrricecakes - / Friday 23 March 2012 05:55 / United States - Gilbert