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Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

By Icy / Saturday 25 October 2008 16:56 /

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too "high maintenance". And that's because I ask him to use condoms when we have sex, and I refuse to invite my friends over for threesomes. I don't know why I'm not actually glad we are broken up. FML

By kat124ever - / Monday 7 January 2013 08:35 / United States - Apo

Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML

By areyoukiddingme - / Monday 7 January 2013 06:09 / United States

Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 26 December 2012 18:30 / United States - Bakersfield

Today, I walked in on my sister plucking her nipples. A shame I didn't get a big fuck-off bottle of brain bleach for Christmas. FML

By FuckMyEyes - / Wednesday 26 December 2012 01:49 / Australia - Sydney