About Magicoilyoctopi
Twenty-one years old, bisexual. DIEHARD HOCKEY FAN. Lives, breathes, eats, sleeps the Columbus Blue Jackets. Is getting there with the Moncton Wildcats. Nikolai Zherdev owns her heart, no matter where he is. Has an odd obsession with all things dealing with goalies, Slovaks, French-Canadians (sometimes just the French part) and Russians. Also a multitude of baby Slovaks you've never heard of. Yet. Adores José Theodore to the ends of this Earth. Jared Rittenhouse Boll is my fighter forever and ever. Rabid role-player. Lover of writing. Music lover. Avid singer. Small fear of heights, deathly afraid of losing the ones she loves. Loves babies, and then remembers they grow up. Very easily amused. Ultimately, a nice person who has many strengths, many faults, who loves and is loved.
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