About Letthemxeatcake
I love Polaroids and '50s dresses. My favorite bands are The Ramones, Siouxsie and The Banshees, New Order, Dragonette, Nirvana, La Roux and MGMT, to name a few. Audrey Hepburn is my idol. " If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see? " - Alice
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Letthemxeatcake's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    56%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    17%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Letthemxeatcake's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML

By shininghayley - / Monday 15 February 2010 06:14 / United States

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

By girlmeetsworld / Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:27 / United States

Today, it's my birthday. My best friend decided to have a birthday party for me at this new bar. She texted the wrong address to all of my friends. They showed up at a computer store. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 27 February 2010 03:14 / United States

Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple pages, I saw my uncle. FML

By grossuncle - / Thursday 25 February 2010 17:44 / United States

Today, I discovered everyone at work refers to me as 'The Man-Lady'. I work in a supermarket's beauty department. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 23 February 2010 15:20 / United Kingdom