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Icy37's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

By bdjsbskl / Friday 7 October 2011 05:55 / Canada

Today, I was supposed to get married but we had to postpone as the best man fled the country. With the marriage certificate and vendor money. Not to mention the rings. FML

By princesspuffypan - / Wednesday 5 October 2011 06:23 / South Africa

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

By Hypocrisy - / Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:16 / United States

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML

By Jesus - / Tuesday 27 September 2011 02:03 / Canada