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Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

By PicturePerfect - / Monday 2 March 2009 21:33 / Canada
By Dumbfounded / Wednesday 8 August 2012 23:03 / United States - Padre Island Ntl Seashor
By soph511 - / Monday 30 July 2012 18:05 / France - Hy?res
By Jarman - / Thursday 26 July 2012 05:39 / United States - Columbus
By Anonymous / Wednesday 17 August 2011 16:45 / United States