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  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    31%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    16%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    8%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    6%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    14%
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Esp_superstar's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML

By red_headforlife / Friday 28 September 2012 05:34 / United States - Chandler

Today, I walked into my house with my friend, only to discover my husband half-naked and yelling at the TV screen over a soccer game. By half-naked, I mean he was only wearing a shirt. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 19 November 2012 19:44 / United States - Fresno

Today, I went to Target with my dad, and he told me to get in the shopping cart. I thought he was being cool and wanted to push me around. He snorted and said he was thinking about crashing me into a car and suing the driver. FML

By creys / Sunday 18 November 2012 07:04 / United States

Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML

By 123alleyesonme / Friday 2 November 2012 04:17 / United States - Austin

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML

By whatswrongwithit?:( - / Sunday 30 September 2012 19:37 / United States - Chicago