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"The past. It's done. It's unchangeable. Move on."
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Drinkupgorgeous's favorite FMLs

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

By Hth / Saturday 8 November 2008 01:07 / United States

Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 11 November 2010 08:40 / France

Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML

By kitty - / Monday 18 October 2010 02:54 / United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 15 March 2010 19:34 / United States

Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML

By silverstar189 - / Friday 1 January 2010 15:41 / United States