About Detectivedipsiht
'what is it with friends and the whole, 'wanting to be in your life' thing?' if I give you a 'fuck', it's an accident. no, really!
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Detectivedipsiht's favorite FMLs

Today, I thought I saw a woodchuck far out in my yard. I wanted to take a cool picture of it so I slowly crept closer and closer to it. I spent half an hour sneaking up on a log. FML

By thelarkscaw - / Monday 15 June 2009 03:37 / United States

Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 10 January 2015 03:41 / United States - Houston

Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML

By EvilBubbles - / Friday 9 January 2015 03:45 / Trinidad and Tobago - Woodbrook

Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

By Red - / Thursday 4 December 2014 16:31 /

Today, I realized my anger management has hit a new low when I screamed at a goose for being a goose. FML

By WickedLittleDoll / Monday 1 December 2014 16:38 / United States - Laurinburg