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    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    6%
  • One more and it's business time

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Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML

By blck / Thursday 1 January 2009 02:53 / United States

Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML

By Embarassed - / Friday 23 November 2012 06:14 / United States - Kent

Today, I was blessed with a girlfriend who loves giving blowjobs. And cursed with a girlfriend who is also somehow really bad at them. FML

By Janitoro - / Friday 23 November 2012 01:19 / United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML

By wow babe / Monday 19 November 2012 17:46 / United States - Arnold

Today, my boyfriend and I cleaned his parents' whole house while they were out, just to be nice. When they came home, they assumed we only did it because we'd made some huge mess that we needed to hide. I'm now banned from their house. FML

By teea - / Thursday 15 November 2012 23:34 / Australia - Saint Lucia