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Containsnosoy's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 17 March 2010 15:38 / United States

Today, after a fire alarm went off, everyone was going back into the building. I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor. As everybody was going back inside, I followed some guys right into their suite on the 1st floor, thinking it was the way to the stairs. FML

By rawrrrr - / Wednesday 17 March 2010 04:01 / United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

By ManInTrouble / Tuesday 16 March 2010 04:50 / United States

Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML

By aloha / Friday 12 March 2010 21:17 / France

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

By Al - / Wednesday 10 March 2010 02:07 / United States