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Cassie1619's favorite FMLs

Today, my school's ski trip got canceled, because "All the snow makes the roads unsafe." We can't go skiing because it's snowing. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 25 January 2013 22:41 / United States

Today, I got married. I'm Jewish, and it's traditional to break a glass cup by stepping on it after giving the bride her ring. My brother thought it would be funny to replace the glass cup with a rubber one. I slipped and fell flat on my back. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 25 January 2013 20:13 / Canada - Quebec

Today, my girlfriend complimented me on my ass. Before I could say thanks, she continued by commenting that she wouldn't mind "breaking it in". FML

By great - / Friday 25 January 2013 20:36 / Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML

By vagina dentata for christmas, pls - / Friday 25 January 2013 18:51 / United States

Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML

By protoplasm stole my seat - / Saturday 26 January 2013 01:24 / New Zealand - Hamilton