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Ovechkin is my hero I run the Drogba show And of course, Canucks rule And yes I will reply to messages
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Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face" while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 19 September 2009 04:55 / United States

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

By mandy - / Saturday 5 September 2009 02:19 / United States
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