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Cannonfodder's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By not as scarred as he should be - / Thursday 18 October 2012 18:19 / Canada - Cambridge
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 16 October 2012 12:36 / United States - Battle Creek
By Anonymous - / Friday 12 October 2012 23:39 / United States - Salem
By Anonymous / Friday 5 October 2012 05:49 / United States