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Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

By apricot - / Tuesday 10 February 2009 00:46 / United Kingdom

Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so i tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML

By Noname - / Monday 16 March 2009 20:41 / United States

Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied "oh I usually come early." She laughed. FML

By SmoothTalker - / Monday 16 March 2009 17:40 / United States

Today, I was talking to this hot girl I have dinner with every week. Lately she’s always telling me how she loves me and I do the same. Today she said: "The way we talk and act around each other, people would think we were dating." My answer was: "Aren't we?". FML

By Nick - / Monday 16 March 2009 05:08 / Canada

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

By whatdoyoudo - / Monday 16 March 2009 04:39 / United States