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Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

By mom21 / Tuesday 8 February 2011 17:46 / United States

Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML

By Lindsay - / Monday 7 February 2011 17:41 / United States

Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML

By Someone - / Tuesday 22 February 2011 18:30 / United States

Today, at my strictly Catholic grandmother's funeral, I was made to sit in the row behind the rest of the family, because I was born out of wedlock and wasn't a 'real' member. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 21 February 2011 00:19 / United Kingdom

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 12 February 2011 16:52 / United States