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Bendereine's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    22%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    43%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    129%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    18%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    25%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    4%
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Bendereine's favorite FMLs

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

By Faxshadow / Wednesday 7 January 2009 17:00 / United Kingdom

Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML

By disappointed / Tuesday 25 March 2014 11:36 / United States - West Fargo

Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML

By Elisa_LmR - / Friday 3 January 2014 23:28 / France

Today, while sitting in a crowded waiting room at the doctor's office, my 5-year-old daughter pointed at my 6-year-old son's crotch and boomed, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which he yelled, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML

By SerenityJ - / Friday 27 September 2013 20:00 / United States - Mountain View

Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 11 August 2013 00:04 / United States - Reno