About Beebxoxo
Hello there , why the fuck you here ? lol . I'm quaint :S Whatever give respect , get respect ,
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Beebxoxo's favorite FMLs

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

By clitorasaurus - / Saturday 21 August 2010 06:09 / Canada

Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML

By Anonymous Cunt - / Saturday 24 November 2012 19:38 / Netherlands - Blaricum

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

By nekkidness - / Wednesday 21 November 2012 21:06 / United States - Carthage

Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at my son's school parked, and the driver got out. I basically leaned on my horn and gave her every dirty look in the book. She said nothing but stared at me as she opened the back of her van to unload her child's wheelchair. I'm an asshole. FML

By AHole - / Wednesday 21 November 2012 14:03 / United States - Grand Forks

Today, I have an ear infection. The pain from it radiates from my ear all the way down the left side of my face, so my doctor prescribed me something that makes half of my face numb and pretty much unusable. Tomorrow, I have to give a presentation on strokes for my med class. Go figure. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 20 November 2012 10:41 / United States - Huntington Park