About Batmanda
Inked x6. Pierced x10. Geeky. Infatuated. Drug free. For the horde. Meatetarian. Potty mouth. http://www.myspace.com/quinntet - add me if you want :)
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Batmanda's favorite FMLs

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

By MichiganExile / Saturday 31 January 2009 18:19 / United States

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

By maxthndr - / Tuesday 10 February 2009 05:36 / United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear ending the person in front of me. FML

By prettyinpurple / Tuesday 10 February 2009 04:54 / United States

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

By douglisk1994 - / Tuesday 10 February 2009 00:07 / United States

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

By ruffrider - / Thursday 5 February 2009 14:09 / United States