About Analisemarie
I didn't chose the thuglife; my mom picked it out for me. Music, poetry, cheer, tumblr, longboarding, and dance are my life ✌ 16 years of age, just your average teenage girl. Cali born, Oregon raised. High aspirations. Twitter & instagram are @analisemarieee❤ Check out my tumblr angeltearsmermaidhair.tumblr.com❤ I follow back
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Analisemarie's favorite FMLs

Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML

By nraecher - / Saturday 23 March 2013 04:43 / Canada - Ajax

Today, my daughter had the words "Always classy, never trashy" tattooed across her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 15 December 2012 08:08 / United States - Redding

Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML

By SamWGovan - / Sunday 9 December 2012 16:57 / United Kingdom - London

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

By noname / Saturday 27 December 2008 04:07 / France

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 3 December 2012 11:53 / Canada