About Ally_anonymous
Haaayio. I'm Alyssa. I barely use FML anymore..
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Ally_anonymous's favorite FMLs

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

By USSEYL / Wednesday 26 November 2008 04:43 / United Kingdom

Today, while reading the paper I saw a picture of a guy I really like that I met online. The picture is in the obituaries. No wonder he hasn't called. FML

By kubbyp - / Thursday 3 April 2014 21:22 / Canada - Ottawa

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start to panic. My teacher suggests I say whatever pops into my head. I blurt out, "Heeey Macarena!" FML

By LeChameauTrisomique / Friday 14 March 2014 04:33 / France - Saint-germain-de-la-grange

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 18 February 2014 19:49 / Virgin Islands, U.S. - Kingshill

Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML

By grandma / Saturday 8 February 2014 15:12 / United States - Barnesville