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Votefortaco's favorite FMLs

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

By AgathedeBlouse / Tuesday 18 November 2008 06:42 / France

Today, my girlfriend and I reconciled after having a huge fight last week. We went out drinking, and things got pretty intense, so we went back to my place. We made it to the bedroom, but somewhere between her taking off my shirt and me taking off her pants, we both passed out. FML

By unfucked - / Sunday 26 August 2012 23:18 / Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 23 August 2012 21:40 / Ireland - Kilkelly

Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelt my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML

By FutureMarine3658 / Wednesday 8 August 2012 14:00 / United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML

By HazzaBoo / Tuesday 7 August 2012 23:45 / United States