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Vlortch's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Your account was created during the first 6 months of FML's existence.

    Respect your elders.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    25%
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
    0%
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    7%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
    0%
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    10%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    6%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    8%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    0%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    9%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    2%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    1%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    0%
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
    0%
  • Multitasking

    You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
    0%
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
    0%
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    3%
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Vlortch's favorite FMLs
By Mia / Tuesday 12 February 2008 08:45 /
By babybouh / Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:14 /
By MUFURE / Saturday 21 February 2009 10:43 /

Aujourd'hui, pendant la nuit, ma copine me murmure à l'oreille : "Tu dors ?" Moi, pour voir sa réaction, je ne réponds rien. Là, elle lâche un pet aussi bruyant que malodorant. Elle a secoué la couette, ri et s'est endormie. VDM

By romain-tique / Tuesday 17 February 2009 16:53 /

Aujourd’hui, ma fille de quatre ans déboule dans le salon, grossièrement habillée avec mes vêtements légers, talons aiguilles et maquillée comme un camion volé. Je feins l’admiration. "Oh, mais qui est cette jolie dame ? — Je suis pas une dame, je suis une pute !" VDM

By Hélène D / Sunday 1 February 2009 08:49 /