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Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML

By heatherfeather22 / Thursday 31 July 2014 03:28 / United States - Ottumwa

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

By goodbye - / Monday 9 March 2009 00:45 / Canada