About The_black_jesus
Dance party: ~(','~) (~',')~ \('-'\) (/'-')/ \('-'\) (/'-')/ €('-')3 \('-')/ •Kik Me: danieloneal95 •Pheed: @DanielOneal •SnapChat: jknoracial •So I'm Daniel. I'm 18 and a Senior in high school. I'm an all a round athlete but mainly Wrestling and Baseball. •Message me and I'll reply. I try to get on here everyday and don't have a Facebook because I don't.
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