About Sub_zero_is_god
I am shy at first, but when you get to know me I am very social and hyper. I enjoy reading FMLs and I consider myself a math nerd :P. I love helping others , and having friendly arguments. I enjoy living life to its fullest! I am also a music freak!
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Sub_zero_is_god's favorite FMLs

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

By Mandoune / Friday 7 November 2008 14:18 / Finland

Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML

By littlelottie / Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:04 / United States

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML

By dusk / Thursday 5 January 2012 08:09 / United States

Today, I called my boyfriend over and over again and he never answered. His mom just called me and asked how I was holding up. I asked her what she meant and she had to tell me he checked himself into rehab because he was addicted to heroin. FML

By jada / Wednesday 4 January 2012 23:29 / United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend starts fights with me over text because apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 29 December 2011 22:06 / United States