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Saintjimmy21's favorite FMLs

Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Beiber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML

By NonBelieber / Wednesday 18 September 2013 04:22 / United States - Bessemer

Today, I tried acid for the first time while camping with my best friend. A drunk driver smashed into my car, leaving it totaled. I had to explain the situation to a cop all while thinking my car was bleeding green ooze. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 2 July 2013 05:24 / United States - Garden Grove

Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 26 September 2013 16:19 / United States - East Hampton

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML

By GogurtBadass / Wednesday 18 September 2013 16:55 / United States - Olympia

Today, I thought that an ingenious way to protest against high tuition prices would be to steal a box of soymilk from my university dining hall. The box exploded in my backpack. Not only did I lose all my soymilk, I now have replace my $120 calculator. FML

By Stupid - / Wednesday 18 September 2013 08:46 / United States - Lake Saint Louis