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About me?! I'm a little bit shy, but once you get to know me, I'm actually pretty silly. I'm pretty open minded, regardless of your religion and what not. I watch Adventure Time. It's great. Wanna know me better? Message me.
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Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

By mocass’1 - / Monday 13 October 2008 08:19 / France

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 29 September 2014 15:42 / United States - Springfield

Today, I had a volleyball game, and we were down by 13 points. I looked up at the crowd, and my mom was shaking her head in disappointment. When it was my turn to serve, I aced them, and tied the score. When I looked up she was gone. She'd left. When I got home, I heard how I sucked for an hour. FML

By Lexi801 / Friday 19 September 2014 01:56 / United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I came home early to surprise my wife. No, it's not what you're thinking: I didn't find her cheating on me. She wasn't even home, but my dad was. He'd used his spare key and was on my sofa, drinking my beer and watching my TV. The first words out of his mouth? "Your beer's shit." FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 6 September 2014 21:08 / New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML

By StillPissedOffAtIrony - / Saturday 6 September 2014 17:25 / United States - Hialeah