About Qqmoreplox
Im Victoria, am open to most things and can be incredibly friendly. I tend to be sarcastic a lot of the time and can come off as an asshole but I assure you it's in good humour. So yeah, if you feel chatty send me something hilarious and I'll be sure to reply (: best way to kick off a conversation is with a terrible pick up line or incredibly funny joke And If you had healys as a child, you are most definitely my hero
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Qqmoreplox's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

By fml - / Tuesday 3 September 2013 06:31 / Canada - Vancouver

Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and tried to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormed over, said "I got this!" and punted him over the edge. We both got thrown out for "bullying" the kid. FML

By JuggaloSlasher15 - / Thursday 8 August 2013 23:03 / United States

Today, I took a run in the woods. Almost halfway through, I started to feel like I was going to faint. I was so dizzy that my sight was getting blurry. I went to sit down on what seemed like a rock. It wasn't a rock. It was a huge snapping turtle. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 30 July 2013 23:19 / United States - Crystal Lake

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML

By ImNotFat / Wednesday 7 August 2013 06:04 / United States - Havertown

Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 2 August 2013 15:29 / United States - Denver