About P374rd3d
If I state the obvious, which I often do, it's usually because there are idiots who need it stated to them.
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P374rd3d's favorite FMLs

Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 12 September 2012 16:05 / United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, I came home from work to be given $1 by my mother. This normally would have been nice, had my mother not said, "I just sold that ugly old black and white picture frame you always leave lying around in your room." Which also would have been nice if that "frame" wasn't my Kindle. FML

By humorizer / Wednesday 12 September 2012 08:44 / United States - Mansfield

Today, I walked downstairs with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at my friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me and said, "Where're you going? Fat camp?" FML

By Char - / Sunday 9 September 2012 17:02 / United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, after moving in with a couple of vegan zoologists a few weeks ago, I discover that they don't believe that we have the right to kill cockroaches, and will not allow me to do so. The house is infested, and it's spread to my bedroom. FML

By Stevski - / Tuesday 11 September 2012 15:08 / Australia - Port Macquarie

Today, while trying to change my visiting cousin's opinion about our state being "redneck and white trash", we stumbled upon a proposal/celebration in a Walmart. So much for changing her opinion. FML

By liquidknight / Monday 10 September 2012 12:48 / United States