About Newmetalgirl
I love metalcore, it is THE best music genre out there. My favorite bands are Atreyu, Bullet For My Valentine, Five Finger Death Punch, A Day To Remember, Pierce The Veil, Falling In Reverse, Black Veil Brides. I LOVE music, I would either be insane or dead without it. Message me if you want to know more about me.
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Newmetalgirl's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend told me the reason she asked me to shave my beard. When I go down on her shaved, it feels more like her ex-boyfriend. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 25 December 2010 21:26 / United States

Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML

By anonymous / Friday 11 June 2010 04:56 / Canada

Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML

By ikungfuyou - / Tuesday 27 December 2011 07:11 / United States

Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 17 December 2010 17:08 / United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

By Steve / Sunday 16 December 2012 06:25 / United States - Oshkosh