About Mluckycapoeirist
If you like capoeira, or animes talk to me :) FML SHERIFF WANTED : Sirin "900,000$". Nickname : "The Ripper" WANTED : DocBastard "600,000$". Nickname "The Surgeon" WANTED : RedPillSucks "375,000$" Nickname : "The Politician" WANTED : FYLDeep "175,000$" Nickname "The Joker" WANTED : Perdix "350,000$" Nickname "The Crazy One" WANTED : Cinn "200,000$" Nickname "The Iron Maiden" WANTED : Doortje "300,000$" Nickname "The Ripper's Lieutenant" WANTED : every1luvsboners "200,000$" Nickname "The Destroyer" WANTED : I_iz_B_a_troll "110,000$" Nickname "Future Dramacrat" WANTED : KingDingALing "275,000$" Nickname "The owner" WANTED : KaySL "500,000$" Nickname "RUN AWAY!" Top 3 Criminals - Sirin DocBastard KaySL
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Mluckycapoeirist's favorite FMLs

Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML

By fastfingers409 / Wednesday 22 April 2009 06:44 / United States

Today, I brought my 90-year-old grandfather into school for a project that required to bring in "a first-hand account" of the Great Depression. He started off by telling the class how in his day, they "threw rocks at black people." FML

By Class - / Friday 11 May 2012 23:52 / United States - Newton Center

Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML

By rawr_fml001 / Friday 11 May 2012 23:50 / Canada - Brampton

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

By 504-A1 - / Friday 11 May 2012 22:02 / Canada - Barrie

Today, while in the break room at work, I laughed at a co-worker's joke and started choking on my drink. My boss exclaimed in front of everyone, "We need to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit. FML

By mel - / Friday 11 May 2012 21:23 / United Kingdom - Bournemouth