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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    6%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    2%
  • One more and it's business time

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Lucysky's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 31 December 2014 19:36 / United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, I came home after working overtime to find my dog whining and giving me her "I need to take a shit" face. After changing my shoes, I came back ready to let her out, only to find her giving me the "I just took a shit on your rug" face. My husband has been home all day. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 11 April 2013 19:38 / United Kingdom - Bridgnorth

Today, I was bored at work, so I started browsing the Internet. While I was on my Facebook page, my boss tagged me in a status: "I've been standing behind you for ten minutes." FML

By notbrowsingnow - / Thursday 8 May 2014 23:46 / United States

Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML

By god - / Tuesday 29 April 2014 18:48 / United Kingdom - Livingston

Today, after my 5-year-old finally got over his grandmother's death, we went to a store and saw a lady that looked exactly like her. She came up to us asking if we saw her grandson; I can't get my son to stop freaking out. FML

By Maxie / Friday 8 March 2013 01:55 / United States - Chesterland