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Lozza111's favorite FMLs

Today, I borrowed a van to move some of my furniture. I wasn't used to the brakes so when I stopped at a red light, I pretty much ended up in the cross walk. Suddenly I heard a loud thud at the side of the van. I turned to see what idiot would walk into a van. It was a blind man. FML

By jazojigga - / Monday 2 March 2009 01:09 / United States

Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 15 September 2010 23:34 / United States

Today, I superglued my headphones back together. They weren't dry before I put them back in my ears. FML

By Lozza111 / Saturday 28 August 2010 05:14 / New Zealand

Today, I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door, he started a religious debate with his room mate. It's been 45 minutes and its still going. FML

By bitchasshonky / Wednesday 11 August 2010 04:09 / France

Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 11 August 2010 01:05 / United States