About Lozinger
I have a great sense of humour, making people laugh is the best part of life. I love the beach and going to clubs. I'm a self professed computer nerd. Nintendo 64 FTW : ) Completed High School, and beginning a double bachelors degree in Forensic Science and Criminology.
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Lozinger's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

By thatsucks - / Saturday 28 February 2009 11:10 / United Kingdom

Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 26 September 2010 04:59 / United States

Today, after a few months of my neighbors friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML

By Myself / Monday 6 September 2010 10:45 / United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

By maebyf / Tuesday 31 August 2010 14:48 / Canada

Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

By Indigo_Kitten - / Sunday 8 August 2010 01:05 / United States