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Lostpuppy's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

By Janie - / Tuesday 10 January 2012 05:52 / United States

Today, my wife and I were watching Killing Kennedy. Jokingly, I said, "Spoiler alert: he dies." She threw a book at me and won't talk to me. I think she's serious. FML

By Thomas / Monday 11 November 2013 17:20 / United States - Portsmouth

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 23 October 2013 16:04 / Canada - Richmond

Today, my girlfriend of a year denied in front of everyone that we ever dated. FML

By Zkroger - / Wednesday 23 October 2013 15:42 / United States

Today, my husband yelled from upstairs, "Babe! BABE, COME QUICK!" Terrified that something might have happened to our newborn daughter, I rushed up, only to find out he just wanted to show me that he'd learned how to spin a top on the tip of his penis without it falling. FML

By -____- - / Saturday 5 October 2013 21:28 / United States - Seattle