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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

By The Sbeak - / Friday 13 February 2009 15:54 / United States

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 9 April 2013 10:29 / France - Paris

Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets. FML

By inconnue / Monday 18 March 2013 22:34 / France - Lyon

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

By crétin-crédule / Tuesday 26 February 2013 05:02 / France - Isle

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 31 July 2009 13:51 / United States