About Kickithigh
My pic says it all. Yep. I like stuff. Music, TV, movies.
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Kickithigh's favorite FMLs

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

By mocass’1 - / Monday 13 October 2008 08:19 / France

Today, I woke up and stumbled over to my window to soak up some morning sunshine. The sunshine was lovely; the sight of my elderly neighbour doing some kind of nude yoga in his backyard certainly was not. FML

By fucking hell my eyes burn - / Friday 23 May 2014 22:46 / Germany

Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML

By 081013 / Saturday 2 March 2013 07:23 / United States - Columbus

Today, working as a waitress, I was asked by a customer, yet again, how my baby was doing. I don't have a baby, but I do look very similar to my 25-year-old coworker, who's a new mom. People confuse us all the time. Unfortunately, my crush, who was standing nearby, doesn't know that. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 13 February 2013 05:12 / United States - Palo Alto

Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML

By anonymous / Wednesday 30 January 2013 10:13 / United States - Richardson