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Lol. Wow. 15. Ice cream is amazing. I'm the Bomb.com. Kik me CallmeOlivia123 or not I won't care either way. Have a nice day tho.
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Justdoitdamn's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 9 May 2014 22:03 / South Africa

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

By ouch - / Sunday 2 March 2014 08:44 / United States - Sioux City

Today, during class our teacher asked us, "Who is Uncle Sam?" A girl answered, "He's the guy who founded KFC, right?" I'm in an AP class and have to put up with these morons constantly. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 25 February 2014 21:17 / United States - Fort Worth

Today, I was babysitting my 4-year-old cousin. She scraped her knee, and in an attempt to cheer her up, I put a refrigerator box over my head and waddled around like a penguin. She stopped crying, but only after I fell down a flight of tile stairs. FML

By hbbbs / Sunday 2 March 2014 00:58 / United States - Palm Desert

Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 1 March 2014 18:46 / United States - San Francisco