About Justsolost
Hey everyone! ツ I'm an intelligent student. O-O HAHA. Nerd. =) I love being with friends. Schools awesome! Do your best and have fun!! LOVE reading!! ♥ Imma bookworm. =) ♥ BUBBLE TEA WITH TAPIOCA! ❤DANCING! Guys and Girls pursue your dreams, make what you want happen. My goal is to become a pediatrician or a neurosurgeon. If ya have any suggestion for any good books for me to read message please. And thank you to all who have And GOD BLESS ◕‿◕ (No offence to anyone who doesn’t want it.) =) Don’t Drink & Drive Be Safe ☮
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Justsolost's favorite FMLs

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year old son came up to me and asked if he can "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereals. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 30 September 2009 05:17 / Malaysia

Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML

By notsexy - / Tuesday 28 July 2009 22:28 / United States

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States

Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML

By JPF - / Thursday 13 August 2009 03:13 / Australia

Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML

By whatismydadthinking - / Thursday 6 August 2009 08:45 / Australia